special-support-section:

exai:

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

gayestpiano:

gayestpiano:

it’s gay af when guys inhale helium to make their voices squeaky. you’re telling me He is going in your mouth??? 🤨🤨🤨

what’s next? you need “butt” “ass"ium to live?? very fruity

ukrindian:

reasonsaresimple:

Just saw a Grindr profile of a masc bottom asking for fem tops only…. We did it girls

That was me

dorfs:

neko-mancy:

garbage-empress:

hazelsmazecave:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

garbage-empress:

emergency-broadcast-system:

emergency-broadcast-system:

raidcore

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

I wanna say that was Tenet?

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

holy fuck

sodom-hussein:

Like dicks, some songs are show-ers and some are grow-ers

beardedmrbean:

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face

judgejudyofficial:

sabertoothwalrus:

it’s funny to me how the logic behind tumblr’s new layout changes are to coddle potential new users, to make them feel more comfortable by giving them a layout that’s more familiar to navigate

…..by making the CURRENT users feel LESS comfortable by giving them a layout that’s LESS familiar to navigate.

they’re prioritizing a hypothetical scenario over their established, existing userbase, some of which (like me) who have been here for 10+ years

after seeing this desktop redesign, i have a feeling they’re just going to copy Twitter’s Quote RT system for the new “collapsible reblogs” which would suck for a variety of reasons, not least because it would really harm the atmosphere of the site that I’ve grown to love over the last decade

stupot:

tumblr developers cranking it into overdrive to make sure one of the few unique and usable social media sites remaining becomes a half-formed failed homunculus clone of tiktok like every other fucking website

hi i made an euler diagram of given names that are also english words

ralfmaximus:

sew-birb:

blackrabbitrun:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

superiorjello:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

[ID: single piece of prepackaged French toast. The label reads ENGLISH FRENCH TOAST in English, Japanese, and katakana, on a background of a Russian flag. The toast is labelled as “American”, accompanied by a Spanish flag, and a small notice in the bottom corner reads “Made in China”. The serving suggestion shows the french toast being used as the base of a pizza.]

The writing is in Japanese. Not sure what it says, but going by the rest of this, it can’t be accurate.

The top one is katakana, the Japanese alphabet traditionally used to spell out foreign words. It’s just spelling out “English French Toast”.

The bottom one I can’t parse because I don’t know the kanji, but it says Germany-something. Which is not promising.

it says “German style”

Item: International Toast

Item: Interdimensional Toast

wolfalicesilk:

I 💜 divorce. @ women divorce that thang

agoddamn:

attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision